Really, I gives a f*** what politicians wear, but with all the brouhaha I just couldn't help it. Here's the Amy Whitehouse version of "F*** me pumps"
When you walk on the stumpAnd you're dressed like a Trump
Rocking your f*** me pumps. And the men notice you
And your Gucci bag too
They'll vote for the five figure hair do. But you're a pawn in the game
Everyone knows your name,
And that's your whole claim to fame. Never miss a fight
'Cause you dream in life,
To be White House first dude's wife. You don't like commies
That's what you say,
I guess that's why you dress just like a millionaire. No city slickers
They don't do nothing for ya,
But clothes that don't scream "mid-town Madison" just bore ya...
BTW, if you haven't heard the original of this marvelous song it's a can't-miss.