Hilarious story, "The Cable Guy Took a Dump in My Bathroom, Or, Why I Hate My Parents." by a friend and fellow writer on thenervousbreakdown.com. Kimberly is also an amateur filmmaker, and if you like her story, check out her film, "Why we wax".
Really, I gives a f*** what politicians wear, but with all the brouhaha I just couldn't help it. Here's the Amy Whitehouse version of "F*** me pumps"
When you walk on the stump And you're dressed like a Trump Rocking your f*** me pumps. And the men notice you And your Gucci bag too They'll vote for the five figure hair do. But you're a pawn in the game Everyone knows your name, And that's your whole claim to fame. Never miss a fight 'Cause you dream in life, To be White House first dude's wife. You don't like commies That's what you say, I guess that's why you dress just like a millionaire. No city slickers They don't do nothing for ya, But clothes that don't scream "mid-town Madison" just bore ya... BTW, if you haven't heard the original of this marvelous song it's a can't-miss.
