Yes, yer non-mirror readers. That's "The Crowning Privilege", by Robert Graves. I read it every decade or so. Graves is a complete lunatic, but I do so ❤ his book.
Hilarious story, "The Cable Guy Took a Dump in My Bathroom, Or, Why I Hate My Parents." by a friend and fellow writer on thenervousbreakdown.com. Kimberly is also an amateur filmmaker, and if you like her story, check out her film, "Why we wax".